I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.
WAKE UP AMERICA.
THESE ARE ‘WAFFLE FRIES’
THESE ARE POTATO WAFFLES
YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON POTATO WAFFLES AS WELL AS FREE HEALTH SERVICE AND ME. I PITY YOU.
i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account